- You can always tell where they're from...
Ford Anglia, Museum of Transport
The following is adapted from a bulletin board item describing drivers from different States of the US....
How to Tell Where the Driver is From....
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Dundee
One hand on wheel, two fingers out window: Paisley
One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Ayr
One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator: Stirling
Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror : Skye, but driving in Glasgow
Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: St Andrews (old age pensioners - I've seen them!)
One hand on lap, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on game: Rugby supporter from any Borders town.
One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both on the brake, throwing a McDonalds bag out the window: Glasgow
One hand on wheel, one hand hanging out the window, keeping speed steadily at 70mph, driving down the center of the road unless coming around a blind curve, in which case they are on the right side of the road: Inverness
One hand constantly refocusing the rear-view mirror to show different angles of the BIG hair, one hand going between mousse, brush, and rat-tail to keep the helmet hair going, both feet on the accelerator, poodle steering the car: Edinburgh
Four wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: Stornoway
Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above window level, driving 35 mph on the motorway in the right lane with the right blinker on: Pitlochry
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